I think I died a long time ago.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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