so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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