yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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