Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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