I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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