ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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