I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What drink are we having for lunch?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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