...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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