If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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