just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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