it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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