nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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