windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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