I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They took my balls.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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