I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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