do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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