my mouth tastes like poor choices
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?