I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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