I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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