im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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