so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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