I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
home. puking in laundry basket.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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