The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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