why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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