hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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