I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize