Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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