I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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