Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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