We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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