I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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