Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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