we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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