I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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