For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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