the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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