Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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