it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
