**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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