No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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