he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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