At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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