It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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