super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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