go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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