normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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