doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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