Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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