Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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