Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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