ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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