he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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