I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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