As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway