maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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