Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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