Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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