so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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